That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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