He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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