think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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