it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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