It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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