OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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