Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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