Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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