this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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