i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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