all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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