adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He felt like a one man threesome
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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