how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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