Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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