i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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