Don't you send me to vm
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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