Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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