did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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