White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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