Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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