One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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