i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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