just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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