So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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