The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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