There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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