Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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