Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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