ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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