So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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