Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
