Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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