Can Purell be used as lube?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I have post one night stand depression
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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