I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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