Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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