Sry I called you an 8
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
