where am i from again
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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