Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

therell be strippers and coke right?

(703): View more from Virginia

no strippers. just coke.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

i hate this fuckin recession

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(917): View more from New York City

I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.

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(518): View more from New York

I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.

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(806): View more from Texas

If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe

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(303): View more from Colorado

We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences

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(205): View more from Alabama

Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Drugs are gluten free tho, right?

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(813): View more from Florida

Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.

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