You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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