Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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