Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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