She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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