We're like a lot better than the average bears
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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