I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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