I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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