College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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