Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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