Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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