they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Too much gin, very little bucket
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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