No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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