oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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