Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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