he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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