just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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